Sunday, 26 October 2025

Gekkos and Trotters: High-Flyers vs Anti-Yuppies in 80s Pop Culture and beyond

A witty analysis of ambition in the 1980s as reflected in the music, film, TV and literature of the time and its influence on popular culture since. Plus a look at the motivations for that ambition - be it wealth, status or otherwise - and the impact on this of factors such as class and location. 

Enriched with anecdotes inspired by the compilers’ own conflicting adventures in the realms of the high-flyer and the anti-yuppie, Gekkoes and Trotters is an amusing and evocative experience.

Chapters

Prelude: The Luxury Gap
From Sade's Diamond Life to M/A/R/R/S' Pump Up The Volume

Chapter 1: Prospects
I Three piece from Byrites
II A GCSE in statistics
III Basil Fawlty Health and Safety videos

Interlude: "Too much is never enough"
Oliver Stone's Wall Street (1987) vs its British equivalent Dealers (1989)

Chapter 2: Living the dream
IV Dinner jazz
V Broadgate on Ice
VI Skinheads at a Sting concert

Interlude: "It was acceptable at the time"
ITV's Capital City (1989-90) vs Showtime's Black Monday (2019-2021)

Chapter 3: The Prestige
VII Staying in to watch Capital City
VIII Barred from Tie Rack
IX Legless in Leadenhall. Again

Interlude: "No upwardly mobile freeway"
Working Girl (1988) vs The Nest (2021)

Chapter 4: My bloody filofax
X You went to Grange Hill, he went to Eton
XI    The runt of London Wall XII A basement in Bishopsgate

Interlude: Rise of the anti-yuppie
Only Fools and Horses' Yuppy Love (1989), Colin's Sandwich (1988-1990) and Mike Leigh's High Hopes (1988)

Chapter 5: Penthouse and Pavement
XIII A basement near Centre Point
XIV The second summer of love XV A sinister and evil cult

Interlude: "Die Yuppie Scum"
American Psycho (2000) vs A Shock To The System (1990)

Chapter 6: Not an exit. Or maybe it is.
XVI Night classes or classy nights?
XVII Time... and... motion...
XVIII Advance to Mayfair

Epilogue: Crushed by the Wheels of Industry
Rogue Trader (1999), Drag Me To Hell (2009), Wall Street II: Money Never Sleeps (2010), Netflix's Fair Play (2023), BBC/HBO's Industry (2020-)


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Tuesday, 30 April 2024

Unbaked Capital City cereal promotion from 1989 (possibly)

A graphics-savvy mate assembled these affectionately tongue-in-cheek mock ups for me. The format is based on the collectible cards that would be given away free inside boxes of Weetabix throughout the 70s and 80s. Usually a tie-in to a TV series or film the cards would come in strips of three, each featuring a character profile along with unique instructions that would relate to a board game printed on the cereal box.

Capital City is a largely forgotten ITV drama about the lives and loves of a group of dealers working at a merchant bank in London. Running for two series between September 1989 and December 1990 it was much enjoyed at the time, by me at least... a fondness boosted by seeing a couple of scenes being filmed in the square behind the Bishopsgate offices where I was working.

In reality Capital City was promoted through a range of newspaper and billboard advertisements, but these mischievous cereal card mock ups satisfy a sense of 'what if' curiosity whilst serving as a slice of fun nostalgia too.

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The full set of 18 characters is here: Capital City cards: full set

Sunday, 15 May 2022

Hot in the City: Industry season 1

Ahead of season 2 of the BBC / HBO drama Industry some thoughts on what made season 1 so delicious...


(contains spoilers!)

Industry follows the trials and tribulations endured by a group of investment banking graduates who are fighting for the limited number of permanent jobs up for grabs. They have six months to impress their superiors and prove themselves worthy. 

From more humble state school origins than their privileged rivals, Harper, Hari and Robert are the underdogs whilst Eton-educated Gus and sloane ranger Yasmin fit more naturally into a world still very much driven by the old school network. 

Harper is most equipped with the killer instinct required for the positions on offer but this alone won't secure her one of the coveted jobs. Friendships are used and abused, rivalries are exploited and colleagues sacrificed to the cause of self-interest. 

Despite their machinations, viewing this show isn't hate watching. Due to the sharp scripts and wry character development you find yourself rooting for these young hopefuls, even caring for them. 

In the standout episode 'Sesh', Harper screws up a deal and attempts to cover the deficit only to dig herself a deeper and deeper hole - soon becoming as jittery as Ewan McGregor's portrayal of Barings-busting Nick Leeson in Rogue Trader

The shooting script for this episode is available via the BBC Writers room website and it's well worth a read to see the attention to detail given to things it's easy to miss on screen when you're wrapped up in the drama. 

The show also has a sly humour to it. The naturalistic dialogue is littered with a wit that had me laughing out loud more often than when watching many recent shows purporting to be comedies. 

Industry looks and sounds great too. The sublime electronic score evokes the wonder of Vangelis' cues for the futuristic cosmopolis of Bladerunner as the gleaming glass and metal structures of modern London tower over the sombre historic landmarks. 

It also brings some extra humanity to what is a hostile environment often populated by seemingly soul-less individuals. Indeed it wouldn't be too much of a stretch if one of the characters entertained fantasies of bumping off colleagues in the style of an Anglicised Patrick Bateman. 



At the end of the season finale Harper triumphantly surveys the bright lights of The City from Primrose Hill viewpoint whilst we hear Bryan Ferry and Todd Terje's melancholy cover of Robert Palmer's Johnny and Mary - a complex song about the dynamics within a difficult relationship. 

It is a bitter sweet note to finish on. She has succeeded, but one wonders at what true cost. And what will she have to do to keep that position? I'm more than ready for season 2 to find out. 

(Originally posted as a Twitter thread)

Wednesday, 1 December 2021

City Tales: Same story, different genres

Cover design for the 80s horror 
paperback homage SLICKER
(Click to enlarge and read blurb)

In brief: Mistaken for a high flyer a lowly filing clerk is stalked by a yuppie-hunting serial killer in late 1980s London.

Inspired by the cover art of the early novels of Stephen King and James Herbert which kept me sane on the daily commute into The City at the end of the 80s, this sleeve design for a new novel in progress is intentionally distressed and has slightly faded colour to emulate the likely condition of one of those classic paperbacks if found whilst browsing a second hand bookshop today.

Horror not really your thing? How about...



Same story, different genre: reimagined
as a psychological thriller: Not a Yuppie
(Click to enlarge and read blurb)

In a nutshell: When an artist infiltrates a City corporation he finds himself ensnared in increasingly sinister schemes and warped conflicts, meanwhile growing intoxicated by the lifestyle he set out to satirise.

"It's Lord Of The Flies set on the Isle of Dogs,
My Fair Lady meets Lock Stock via Riot Club'



Same story, another genre: reimagined as a 
romantic comedy: The Runt of London Wall
(Click to enlarge and read blurb)

One-liner: A workshy office boy is seduced by a glamorous efficiency consultant harbouring a sinister agenda.

"It's Bridget Jones' filofax with Patrick Bateman's business card tucked inside, left on the tube in Sliding Doors because it was anthropomorphically daydreaming of Working Girl meets Groundhog Day with Harrison Ford impersonating Del Boy in yuppie cosplay mode repeatedly falling over in a wine bar..."


Tuesday, 26 September 1989

Capital City cards: full set

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Saturday, 19 December 1987

Excerpt: Skinheads at a Sting concert

 

In the summer of 1987 I left school and somehow landed a job within a couple of weeks in the City of London. An 'administrative assistant' at a major international bank. When I received the offer in the post I felt conflicted. I’d spent most of the past six months listening to The The’s anti-capitalism infused Infected album. If I accepted this position I’d be betraying my current hero Matt Johnson. The line from Heartland about bankers getting sweaty beneath their white collars kept popping into my head. 

But if I took it I would be able to save up and fly to Florida. Meeting Whitney would no longer be an impossibility. Within months I would have enough money to make the trip I had been dreaming of these past two and a half past years. I took the job.

I suddenly had money. I wasn’t rolling in it by any means, but I had disposable income. I was employed. I commuted. I wore suits. I shopped at Tie Rack. I was finally an adult! And with it came a new-found confidence. And hope. When I got my first pay packet I bought my first CD and a player on which to listen to it. Not a portable one - I wanted a proper stack system like Rob’s, so I ordered it through a catalogue which gave the option of spreading out the payments. The CD was Sting’s latest single We’ll Be Together – a sentiment that on a subconscious level refelected my fresh optimism about meeting Whitney perhaps. 

I’d seen the video at the local pub – which having installed MTV and a couple of pool tables had rebranding itself as a ‘sports bar’. The promo was black and white and shot in a brassiere, with allusions to French New Wave cinema. Sting plays two parts: one an arrogant,  drunken, brawling letch; the other a self-effacing senstive arty type who ultimately ‘gets the girl’ - played by Trudie Styler. I hadn’t just purchased a CD single – I had bought into what the product represented, what it promised, the lifestyle the video purported to, to be part of the sophisticated, monied demographic depicted in the brasserie – the young urban professional.

The bank had taken on a glut of school leavers, and suddenly I was part of a new gang of four. We would spend every lunchtime at the pub where, aside from marveling at the fact that if you ordered a sandwich it came with crisps and some chutney on the side (mind-blowing at the time), we would discuss such things as the charms of Lucy on the 10th floor, how Michael Jackson's Bad wasn’t as good as Thriller (how could it be?) and that our department manager was basically Windsor Davis' sergeant major from It Ain't Half Hot Mum in a pinstripe suit.

At the office one of the higher-ups would often come round and offer us free tickets to go to a West End nightclub that evening. They were encouraging us to go out and drink, to stay out late on a work night. We were still in our 3-month probationary period. Was it some kind of trick? To weed out the non-committed? We went anyway, to a tacky Stringfellows-type club on Regent Street. We were obviously the worse-for-wear the next morning, but never got in any trouble. We later found out that the club was one of the bank’s clients. By going we had been demonstrating our commitment.

That December I went to my first stadium-size live music event. The previous band I’d seen live had been The Primitives at the cramped, faded ballroom-style venue the Clarendon Hotel in Hammersmith. That was a random gig though. This was to be a concert – Sting live at Wembley Arena, part of the UK leg of his Nothing Like The Sun world tour.

When we had taken our seats, some three or four hundred metres from the stage - which didn’t matter as there were video screens - I became acutely aware of just how different this crowd was to the that of the gigs I was used to attending. I heard plummy accents. People talking about dinner parties. Upper-middle class people. Rich, expensively-dressed people. 

Amidst this slick, monied throng I spotted a group of skinheads. They seemed utterly out of place. Not just because you rarely saw skinheads anywhere at this end of the 80s, but because they were so at odds with the ocean of yuppies that surrounded them. They must have been there for the Police numbers – which they got, but in a style far removed from the three-piece originals. These versions were jazzified. They must have hated it?

I, on the other hand, loved the concert, despite the fact that he didn’t do Russians – an anti-nuclear song which would still have been pertinent at that point. Just about - and only for another year or so. It made me feel grown-up, sophisticated. Or rather should have. 

Who was I kidding? I was a fraud. I wasn't any more on par with these upwardly-mobile types as those skinheads were. I spent most of my time filing in a Bishopsgate basement. I owned a Filofax - given to me as a birthday present by my Mum and Dad and intended as a joke gift – but there wasn’t anything written in it. And aside what I paid my parents for keep, my earnings would go on CDs, drinks at the pub every lunchtime, nightclubs at least once a week. repayments for that stack sound system. I hadn’t managed to save anything towards that all-important flight to the States. Which wasn’t surprising really.

What was to be a shock, however, was the reason why I still hadn’t heard back from Whitney.